Wisdom #1
Posted on October 10th, 2025
I’ve discovered a loophole that until this moment has been unknown to science bitches and the like. We all enjoy treating our bodies like shit, it’s not until after the 50th oreo and sixth beer you realize the scheming suits at the ice cream & drugs factory have crushed your resolve. Then, at your worst moment, someone (who may even be that asshole little guy in your brain who tells you not to do stuff) has the gall to say “hey man, take it easy”. Here’s the solution I discovered after countless nights of experimenting, say to yourself, “This is a really dark period in my life that I will look back on as a learning experience”. It’s foolproof. Every baby eating Hollywood elite knows to keep moments like this in their back pocket to pull out during a 60 Minutes interview or whatever, so just keep on doing what you're doing, you're gonna be a star, kid.
